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Ah, Steam, Gamer's curse, Gamer's dream. So much distraction To the geek's satisfaction, Until all the money Has duly been spent. Give you one guess Where it got up and went. To that source of great gaming, That devourer of savings. Ah, Steam, Gamer's curse, Gamer's dream. Still it is we who make the choice, So we have no right to complain, When in truth we drive ourselves insane. We take that first look Then choose to remain. Ah, Steam. Gamer's curse, Gamer's dream.

I play on my phone for way too long. Some have sworn I’ll crack my screen. My lunch breaks consumed, most times without food, By the love of a single game. And when I get home from work, you bet, The computer gets turned on fast, And I go straight to Steam, the only thing in between Me and gaming happiness. Overall, I know what’s important, And those things I do not neglect, But when it’s all said and done, I have way too much fun Playing Mortal Kombat X.

My latest Mortal Kombat poem.  Bet you can't guess who it's about.  ;) Guess who got paid to kill you. Yeah, I know you think I can’t, So you’ll find out the hard way A gun’s the best defense. I’ll take my bounty once you’re dead In the end it’s all the same, ‘Cause I’m the loner with the guns And a bullet with your name.

Dedicated to all gamers, for who among them has not cursed this horror? A wicked wretched Loathsome beast, joyous in all Gamers’ woe.  Systems Gasp and drag ‘til slain, all felled By the monstrous demon, Lag.

Perdition's flames consume me. Hell-spawn fury has sealed your doom, For even death cannot contain The agent of your demise. If it takes eternity, Vengeance will be mine. There is no honor in defeat. That's the sting, the venom I'll course through your veins. There's no escape. To your fate you should resign. GET OVER HERE, And DIE one final time!